“Go to bed early and no booze, according to Malise. ”“If he doesn’t shut up, I’ll come upstairs and ram a cricket stump up his arse. Helen suddenly felt furious with Nigel and Paul. The screams increased, growing more terrible.
”“Seems crazy to me,” said Rupert. Helen lay back, revelling in the music and thinking how much Rupert would hate it. Looking in wonderment through splayed fingers, he saw her pop, pop, pop over the three fences like a ping-pong ball. Both Ludwig and Wishbone clocked up slower times.
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